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post Jun 17 2006, 07:23 AM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

but one thing remember:

there are five lines in a limerick,
if i were you, this number i'd pick
i really like your rhymes
but be careful about those lines
or obi will come and beat you with a stick

when i said obi's weirder than ZL, i should've though more
but i don't want this whole thing to end up it a war
so yes, he's weirder that you
but obi, what will you do?
won't that make you cry even more?
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post Jun 18 2006, 02:44 AM
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oops i forgot wat a limerick was
i hate english class tounge.gif


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post Aug 28 2008, 07:22 AM
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The new StarWars movie is a cartoon,
And the new tv series will be here soon.
I won't move til it's here,
I think I drank too much beer
And I've been holding my pee since before noon.


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post Aug 29 2008, 07:20 AM
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There was a young Ewok from Lines
Who moved from Endor at nine
He used to write Limericks
And flourish with a flick
But he always put too many syllables into the very last line.
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post Aug 30 2008, 07:39 AM
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The limericks found here are first class,
wouldn't you say, saesee tiin could kick ur @$?
some are silly, some are wry
some make me laugh til I cry
and then some are just borderline crass!


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post Aug 30 2008, 07:53 AM
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I'm rubbish at limericks
But I'll give it try
Please don't kick me
Or I'll cry!

Oh, wait, it has to do with Star Wars... hmm...

Padme died of heart, broken
Not caring of her children,
Who then were chosen,
But an Queen and her consort, and farmers, respectively.

I told you I was rubbish... winksmall.gif
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post Sep 11 2008, 06:37 AM
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At the edge of the Sarlacc was a small skiff
With a prisoner on a gagplank rigid and stiff
The Weequay's expression aghast
At the gas Luke had passed
The wind was blowing just right and he caught a whiff.


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post Sep 18 2008, 03:37 AM
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What a horrible mistake they have made!
I'll give the author a failing grade.
I cried til I was hoarse
reading Legacy of the Force
I can't believe they killed off Mara Jade! confusedsmall.gif


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post Jan 1 2009, 10:16 AM
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Naughty offenders Darth Sidious would roast
With sith lightning he'd cause them to toast
He did give a warning to Lori
"Bletties'll make you sorry"
If you continue to double post!" tounge.gif
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post Jan 4 2009, 07:56 PM
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Ain't Star Wars dandy,
I could eat it like candy,
Though Vader's suit stinks,
It must, considering
He's worn it for decades already!

(Does stinks and considering rhyme? smilehuge.gif Just realized the first three lines are in haiku!)

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post Oct 7 2010, 09:12 PM
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Here is the limerick I woulda wrote
Had I the time to jot down a note
frog poets don't get very far
living in a glass hookah jar
And constantly being shoved down Jabba's throat


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post Oct 8 2010, 02:37 AM
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There once was a boy from Tatooinee.
Grew up, he did, to be very mean.
He killed all the Jedi
Made lots of us cry
but his suit he kept very clean.
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post May 1 2011, 07:54 AM
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This is pure brilliance...

Star Wars in Limerick


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post Jun 2 2011, 01:02 AM
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There once was a shopkeeper named Watto
And "I'll take that bet" was his motto
For wagers he'd crave
Even lost his favorite slave
Good thing Tatooine had no lotto


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