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Obi_have
post Jul 13 2005, 06:44 AM
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There once was a Jedi named Yoda
He wasn't healthy cuz he drank so much soda
His teeth it did rot
but he still drinks it alot
And keeps at least two cases in his abode...uh.


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vadermouse
post Jul 13 2005, 06:32 PM
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A veritable hit Mr Obi_Have!


Anny Skywalker went to the Sith

Which made his old mentor quite pissed

Anny was simply to coarse

to balance the Force

The dark side he couldn't resist


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post Jul 13 2005, 07:19 PM
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*applause for Vadermouse*

Once in a dark dank palace near Boonta Eve,
there lived an overweight rancor keeper named Steve
when the rancor died
Steve the keeper cried
and blew his nose on a poor Weequay's sleeve.


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post Jul 13 2005, 09:35 PM
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Bravo!

Wedge was a pilot so bright

he'd "scratch one eyeball" on eve-ry-flight

But once he saw

the Exe-cu-tor

he hyperspaced without a fight.


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post Jul 13 2005, 09:48 PM
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laugh.gif

There once was a Gungan named Jar Jar
who got into trouble when something he spit far.
it hit a Dug in the head
'cept for Ani he'd be dead
Cuz Sebulba was ready to turn Jar Jar into steak tar tar.


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Natellia
post Jul 13 2005, 10:06 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif Those are great, you guys! smile.gif Sometime when I'm in a more 'poetic' mood, I might try one of my own...


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post Jul 13 2005, 11:58 PM
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The Millenium Falcon screamed through space
Disappeared into lightspeed without a trace
and when it came out
the pilot gave a shout
because pieces of Alderaan were coming right at his face!


another:


Luke planned to rescue Leia the daughter of Bail.
They fooled the stormtroopers and broke into her jail.
"Aren't you a bit short?"
was her rude retort.
Luke said, "Han lets leave this bitch in her cell!"


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post Jul 14 2005, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE (Obi_have @ Jul 13 2005, 11:58 PM)
The Millenium Falcon screamed through space
Disappeared into lightspeed without a trace
and when it came out
the pilot gave a shout
because pieces of Alderaan were coming right at his face!


another:


Luke planned to rescue Leia the daughter of Bail.
They fooled the stormtroopers and broke into her jail.
"Aren't you a bit short?"
was her rude retort.
Luke said, "Han lets leave this bitch in her cell!"

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post Jul 14 2005, 06:19 PM
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Han Solo was a free-roaming guy,
Flying in the Millenium Falcon across the sky
Then he met some Jedi Knights
And helped them out in a few fights
And rescued Leia told Han: "Wave your single days good-bye!"


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post Jul 14 2005, 06:52 PM
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heheh, poor Han didn't know what he was getting himself into, did he?


There once was a man from Naboo
had a cleft chin and warped point of view
Before the Jedi could sense it
he said, "I AM the senate!"
and the galaxy was in some deep poodoo!


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post Jul 14 2005, 07:10 PM
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There once was a Queen named Padme
She fell in love with a Jedi, eh.
It got really heavy,
She couldn't kiss him, he said "Let me,"
And in the end, he was gay.






(LoL!!!! I love hayden, but it was the only thing that i found that rhymed funnily. Note: hayden is from canada.)


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post Jul 14 2005, 07:13 PM
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I know this is random, but in 5th grade I wrote my first limerick, and here it is:

There once was a head from bread.
He ate to much lead.
He got really red, and went to bed
and when the sun came up he was dead.


wasn't I so retarded??? lol! confused.gif


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post Jul 14 2005, 07:23 PM
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There once was a Jedi named Luke.
His whining made everyone puke.
He was tought "The Force,"
the boy passed his course,
and on vader he used it to rebuke.


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post Jul 14 2005, 07:34 PM
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There once was a master named Yoda.
He was the color of really green soda.
He could lift heavy rocks,
his yucky slimy planet was hard knocks,
"Do, or do not, there is no try" was his quote-a.


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post Jul 14 2005, 07:45 PM
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QUOTE (princess_leia @ Jul 14 2005, 11:13 AM)
There once was a head from bread.
He ate to much lead.
He got really red, and went to bed
and when the sun came up he was dead.

laugh.gif laugh.gif

really not bad for a 5th grader! It even kinda makes sense!


On the face of Endor's forested moon
a band of rebels crept through shadowed gloom.
They had some bombs made for
the shield gen-er-a-tor
and when they went off they went boom!

another:

Luke woke up with a frown.
"Why am I hanging upside down?"
Along came a wampa
who wanted to chomp a
bite off of the dude that he found!


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post Jul 15 2005, 01:52 AM
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I can't stop writing these:

C3PO pitied his self as he went.
His tired old servo motors were spent
Han Solo jawed,
"Hurry up, Goldenrod
or you will become a permanent resident!"

another:

The sail barge was a boisterous place
There were creatures of every race
Leia pulled on the chain
til Jabba's twitching did wane,
she had wiped the smile right off his face.

another:

The Jawas had been dead for awhile,
and the bantha tracks weren't in single file.
"And isn't it nice
the blasters had been so precise?,"
thought 3PO as he threw another Jawa on the pile.


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post Jul 15 2005, 08:20 PM
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Obi_have I think you should publish a book of yours or several volumes!


The Emperor shrieked and he raged

He ordered Vadermouse be erased

As the Guv he had failed

to get that rebel poet nailed

The wittiest reb Obi_have


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post Jul 15 2005, 09:20 PM
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There's not a soul in the galaxy much bolder.
His enemies constantly watch over their shoulder.
Look who's in the house,
its the mighty Vadermouse!
He's 38! The real Tarkin's not much older! winkgrin.gif


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post Jul 16 2005, 08:22 PM
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QUOTE (Obi_have @ Jul 15 2005, 09:20 PM)
There's not a soul in the galaxy much bolder.
His enemies constantly watch over their shoulder.
Look who's in the house,
its the mighty Vadermouse!
He's 38! The real Tarkin's not much older! winkgrin.gif

ah fame at last ! Cheers Obi_Have. Long may your poetry continue...

The mouse called vader ran fast

To escape from the Emperors wrath

he'd have to enslave

that Obi_have knave!!!

or he'd be a Rancors repast!


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post Jul 18 2005, 04:44 AM
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There once was a jedi name Mace
he always got in your face
he was so cool
got drunk in the pool
and he woke up in a fireplace.


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