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Obi_have
post Jul 18 2005, 05:36 AM
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The captain and the wookie set out to disable
the mynocks, who loved the taste of power cable.
He shot a blast into the ground,
a golden droid stumbled around
and said, "I do believe this ground's not entirely stable!"


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post Jul 18 2005, 10:26 AM
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Flying into a cave full of Mynocks
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The was once an old hunter called Fett
Who on one fatal fight he met
Another Jedi called Mace
He cut off his face
and now he's in need of a Vet
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Obi_have
post Jul 18 2005, 07:07 PM
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laugh.gif That's good!


A hunk of meat on a wooden pole was set.
Han Solo said, "Now this I don't get."
The wookie grabbed for the bait
Luke said, "Chewie, no! Wait!"
But they all went up in the Ewok's net.

"Always thinking with your tummy," Han chided.
Elsewhere, 3PO's attention was divided.
He said, "Artoo, please stop
Its an awful long drop!"
as they fell to the forest floor where the Ewoks hided.


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Obi_have
post Jul 19 2005, 11:29 PM
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Old Kenobi knew one slip and he'd be done for.
His droid contained the plans that would win the war.
When asked by the trooper,
his calm response was super,
"These aren't the droids that you're looking for."

"You don't need to see our ID",
said the old gentleman named Obi.
T'was a subtle command
with a wave of his hand
but it works on the likes of you and me!


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Obi_have
post Jul 22 2005, 07:08 AM
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I had gotten myself into a bit of a mess
I really wanted to see ROTS,
but I hadn't much cash,
movie tickets or gas?
I bought the tickets and bummed a ride home with Tess.


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Obi_have
post Jul 29 2005, 12:23 AM
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The Emperor's vision had failed to come to pass
Luke had resisted the Dark Side and spouted a lot of sass
and he was so dismayed
when by Vader he was betrayed
and tried to shoot a spark up Vader's ...ahem...well.


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post Aug 2 2005, 01:00 AM
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There's Ben Kenobi, *LeiaOrgana*, Madison_rogue, and Ceridwen
Sydoe, Clave, Rebel_A96, Luke's Secret Brother, Ward, and Elewen.
Tonedeaf, Rik, Natallia,
RobBo and Master A. Secura,
Leia_, Blue Harvest, Darth Nuliaj, and...be quiet you say? Allrightythen.


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post Aug 19 2005, 10:01 AM
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laugh.gif tearlaugh.gif laugh.gif tearlaugh.gif laugh.gif I wish I was wise enough to think of some that funny.sw-yoda.gif GREAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!


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Life is like watching Star Wars, if you spend too much time crying cuz uncle Owen and aunt Beru died, you'll miss the ewok celebration.
Peace, Love, and Red Pants!!
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post Aug 21 2005, 01:48 PM
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Vader chased Luke on the Death Star
Those Torpedoes so near yet so far
He was so nearly shot
Han Solo blasted Vader in the bot
And now he flies towards Nar Shaddaa
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post Aug 24 2005, 03:37 AM
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There once was a jedi named Obi_have
Who did become Galaxy Girlís love slave
He woke up in bed
Right next to her head
Now Itís no wonder he wonít behave
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post Aug 24 2005, 05:58 AM
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QUOTE (JediBrent @ Aug 24 2005, 03:37 AM)
There once was a jedi named Obi_have
Who did become Galaxy Girlís love slave
He woke up in bed
Right next to her head
Now Itís no wonder he wonít behave
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Awwww, I like it!!


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post Aug 24 2005, 06:43 AM
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QUOTE (JediBrent @ Aug 24 2005, 03:37 AM)
There once was a jedi named Obi_have
Who did become Galaxy Girlís love slave
He woke up in bed
Right next to her head
Now Itís no wonder he wonít behave
smilehuge.gif

smilehuge.gif laugh.gif

I love this thread


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post Aug 24 2005, 08:42 AM
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There once was a fellow named JediBrent
He was always the most peculiar gent
He says, "What can I say
I'm from Canada eh..."
That explains where all his marbles went.

And then there was the girl named Ceri
who secretly wanted to be a fairy.
She tried pasting on wings
with superglue and other things
but her back was simply too hairy. tounge.gif

Don't nobody hurt me too bad, I'm just kidding...mostly. smilehuge.gif


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post Aug 25 2005, 12:27 AM
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Once A young fellow from Tatooine
Riding in a X-wing could be seen
Luke was his name
Explosion his game
A Jedi the emperor had foreseen.
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post Aug 25 2005, 04:47 PM
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We once had a party that had adult toy
when I thought "you know what boy"
I could sell this my self
and make some great wealth
Now we run The Satin Pilllow with joy
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post Aug 25 2005, 07:58 PM
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Is that your real profession? shockedbig.gif

True, when they froze Captain Solo, I wasn't around,
but, I coulda swore that his hands had been bound.
However, when Leia thawed him out
I had good reason to doubt
Because the binders were no where to be found!


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post Aug 25 2005, 08:45 PM
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Yes, my wife, Padme Skywalker, runs our shop out of the house, The Satin Pillow, we have a web site, but I'm not sure I should post it here, If you look in Padme Skywalker's info page, I think you will see the link.
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post Aug 26 2005, 12:42 AM
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There once was a man from McBride,
Who could fart whenever he tried,
At a contest he blew
two thousand and two,
Then s**t and was disqualified.
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif tearlaugh.gif tearlaugh.gif tearlaugh.gif tearlaugh.gif
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post Aug 26 2005, 01:02 AM
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tearlaugh.gif tearlaugh.gif
not star wars related, but made me laugh!


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post Aug 27 2005, 12:01 AM
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There once was a clan of Jedi fools
who played ping pong, but not by the rules.
When Ben Kenobi would serve
the others lost their nerve.
They were tired of getting nailed in the jewels.

The next day at padawan ping pong class
Ben Kenobi was talking some serious trash
wandrella had had it
and took a wild swing at it
and returned Ben Kenobi's serve right up his... tounge.gif


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