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wandrella
post Aug 27 2005, 12:06 AM
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On Bespin in Lando's dining room
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lol smilebig.gif these should be made into a book smilehuge.gif


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wandrella
post Aug 27 2005, 12:13 AM
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On Bespin in Lando's dining room
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Shaking his fist was Ben Kenobi
Shouting out 'damn you Obi!'
You give back my precious brownies
or I'll feed yout sith fellows to wookiees

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Obi_have
post Aug 27 2005, 12:23 AM
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Wondering why TK-421 isn't at his post
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Wandrella trained her padawan learner
but Obi_have tried hard to turn her
to the Dark Side with GNR
jokes, "Won't you be in our
clan?" but Darth Jenny wouldn't have it, dadburn her!


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Obi_have
post Aug 28 2005, 08:44 AM
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I stay up too late posting on this forum here
I must go to the kitchen now and pour some beer
I might be back but then
I guess it all depends
On whether or not GG says, "I've got somethin for ya dear!"


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Obi_have
post Sep 6 2005, 11:31 PM
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There once was a penguin named Frank,
had two women competing for his top rank.
One good and one bad,
He was a lucky lad.
He had one to kiss and the other to spank.

One wore pious Jedi robes the other a slinky dress,
it was heaven but he still had a case of bad stress
"Right now I feel okay,
but I just have to say
I just hope they don't pick the same day to have PMS."


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Bane
post Sep 7 2005, 03:57 PM
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Flying into a cave full of Mynocks
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I always thought it was a Sin
For Ewok to date a raw penguin
It amazes me
What she can see
In an animal fit for a tin
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CaptnDan
post Sep 7 2005, 04:32 PM
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There was a young Jedi named Luke
Who witnessed an incredible fluke
On losing his fight,
His dad saw the light,
And threw the Emperor down a long chute.

The last word almost rhymes smilehuge.gif


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Bane
post Sep 7 2005, 06:13 PM
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Luke Skywalker tried to be a Jedi
And a Smuggler who shoots has a good eye
With a hairy old Wookie
And an Old Man all Mucky
They rescued Princess Leia so she didn't die

(Sorry, that one was lame...)
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Obi_have
post Sep 7 2005, 08:58 PM
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laugh.gif Good ones!

"Into the garbage chute flyboy!"
shouted Leia to her newfound boytoy.
When Artoo finally difused
the compactor, 3PO confused
for screams of pain their shouts of joy.

"Curse my metal body!" he cried.
"I wasn't fast enough," he sighed.
Then Master Luke spoke,
3PO thought it was a joke.
He was sure that his master had died.


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JediBrent
post Sep 7 2005, 11:19 PM
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Thast a name i've not heard in a long time
Obi wan, upon finding luke, did chime
Vader killed your dad
I know it makes you sad
but you will meet him, I'm sure, in time
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Obi_have
post Sep 8 2005, 06:33 AM
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Darth Maul gave a hideous laugh
He'd eliminated some Jedi riff-raff
Obi Wan gave a cry
as he flew through the sky
and sliced the suprised Sith right in half.


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theredbaron
post Oct 6 2005, 05:01 AM
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Return of the Jedi

Guess what Luke found out on Dagobah?
"There is...another...Sky...wok...er"
And then ol' Obi-wan comes out and says "duh...
The other Skywalker is Princess Leia!"
Luke pauses to think and regain his composure...
"If she is my sister...and Darth Vader's daughter...
And I have just pashed her..."
Luke runs to wash his mouth out with water.

Luke settles down.
It could have been worse...
I suppose stranger things have occured in the universe,
Like stormtroopers beaten by midgets in Ewok fur...


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Darth Jenny
post Oct 6 2005, 05:05 AM
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QUOTE (Obi_have @ Aug 26 2005, 08:23 PM)
Wandrella trained her padawan learner
but Obi_have tried hard to turn her
to the Dark Side with GNR
jokes, "Won't you be in our
clan?" but Darth Jenny wouldn't have it, dadburn her!

LMAO!!!! I didn't see this!!!
Love ya Obi! You are the best!!! smilesmall.gif smilehuge.gif


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Obi_have
post Oct 7 2005, 09:48 AM
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JediBrent is usually a very tolerant feller
but he recently became a mad raging yeller.
He glowered through his red eyes
"I'm moving in with the Jedis!"
Who'd have thunk his goat was got by a poor speller?


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post Oct 7 2005, 12:25 PM
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Jedi Brent thought it over today
And decided to turn back the other way
Itís a Sith life for me
He shouted with glee
Too much anger the Jedi did display tounge.gif
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JediBrent
post Oct 7 2005, 02:10 PM
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Vader was finally complete
With a body suit that looked real neat
But it rides up in places
And Vader makes faces
Itís so itchy and hold's in the heat

Quit your bitchiníthe Emperor said
If it werenít for the suit youíd be dead
Put your helmet back on
cus it won't be too long
Till the scabs start to form on your head

Thatís disgusting, a trooper then spoke
And Vader's not good with a joke
Grabbed him right by the neck
Threw him down on the deck
And his head soon begin to smoke
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Bane
post Oct 7 2005, 02:38 PM
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Flying into a cave full of Mynocks
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Poor little Greedo one day
His brains over the wall did spray
He was ever so jealous
The mess was quite hellous
But "Sorry" Solo did say
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Obi_have
post Oct 7 2005, 04:57 PM
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I wandered in to the local WalMart store
and saw some new toys for Episode Four
I bought a Greedo, a jawa,
a buck toothed Ponda Baba,
and by the time I got to the car I was poor.


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Bane
post Oct 8 2005, 11:46 AM
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It was over in a blinding flash
A plastic lightsabre and my cousin did dash
He swung it right powerful
I screamed like Tareful
And now it appears as a gash
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post Oct 10 2005, 09:12 PM
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With an attitude that was as vile as a Hutt,
I called my poor undeserving sister a slut.
Like Babe Ruth hitting a tater,
with the full anger of Vader,
my mom delivered a hard smack to my butt. sad.gif


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