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Number1hockeyfan
post Jan 2 2007, 05:04 AM
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Shirt, shoes, and pants are required to enter this business. Not allowed beyond this sign are dogs, except seeing eye dogs. We hold the right to refuse to sell to anyone without reason.



Welcome to Blueharvests'.net biggest and ONLY hamburger place. We have singles, doubles, triples, and if your feel like you need a heart attack FOUR patty burgers, your choice of fries or tator tots. Drink extra.

We even sell Bayor.[tm]*




Our Menu

HAMBURGERS
Our Burgers come with mustard, mayo**, and ketchup. Your choice of fries or tator tots.



Single Hamburger..... 2 RC's w/ cheese..... 2.50 RC's
Double Hamburger..... 3 RC's w/ cheese..... 3.50 RC's
Triple Hamburger..... 3.50 RC's / cheese..... 3.75 RC's
Quadruple Hamburger..... 4RC's w/ cheese ..... 4.50 RC's



Extras .50 RC's each

Onions
Pickles
BBQ Sauce
Bacon
Single Dose of Bayor(on the side)



Drinks Small .25 Meduim .50 Large .75


Water
Coco-Cola
Root Beer
7-UP
Sprite
Milk
Chocolate Milk



May I take your order?





*Think hard. Ask if you don't know
**Yuck.


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post Jan 2 2007, 05:26 AM
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I want a burger with bacon tounge.gif


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Number1hockeyfan
post Jan 2 2007, 05:28 AM
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*goes to add that to menu*

Would you like a side order or drink with that Ma'am?


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post Jan 2 2007, 05:30 AM
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*sings*
Always Coca-Cola smilehuge.gif


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post Jan 2 2007, 05:33 AM
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So that's a order of a bacon single patty, no cheese, and a drink of Coca-Cola?




(Hey, they recheck your order for accuracy where I come from.)


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post Jan 2 2007, 01:37 PM
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Exactly that, good sir smilehuge.gif


(I know, they should that here too... I hate when you order "no dressing, nor cheese" and they just put all that!)


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post Jan 2 2007, 06:20 PM
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That'll be 3 Republic Credits. *goes off to cook them* (If I don't hire a chef, I don't have to pay him anything. tounge.gif)




(Dressing on Burgers? Crazy South Americans. tounge.gif)


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post Jan 2 2007, 06:52 PM
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You forgot to ask "Do you want fries with that?"


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post Jan 2 2007, 06:57 PM
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D'uh!

Do you want fries with that? tounge.gif


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:10 PM
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Walks in almost getting stuck in the door, and almost lumbering under own weight.

"Damn...*Breathes deeply*...i knew i shouldnt...*Breathes deeply again*... had seconds....or thirds....or ninths at christmas dinner....*Belches*..."

Sits down and the chair begins to buckle and bend.

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post Jan 2 2007, 07:21 PM
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*notices new customer*

Hey! You break it, you buy it!

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post Jan 2 2007, 07:23 PM
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*Looks around confused*

"Who? Me?"

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post Jan 2 2007, 07:26 PM
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Upsell, always upsell, N1! If they order a drink, ask if they would like a large. If they order a burger, suggest the quadruple. If they just came in to use the bathroom, suggest the 2-ply TP (I'm assuming you're charging more for that too, right?) winksmall.gif


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:30 PM
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"Hmm, Quadruple....*deep breathing*... sounds nice...but im on a diet...* Breathing again*... i think im getting a little large around the old love handles!"


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:34 PM
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QUOTE
"Who? Me?"


Since you're the only customer endanger of breaking something, yes you. tounge.gif






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Upsell, always upsell, N1! If they order a drink, ask if they would like a large. If they order a burger, suggest the quadruple.


Of course! Thanks.






So you gonna buy somethin' or just stand here, Obi? tounge.gif


*Goes to add nickle dime and quarter machines to the bathroom.


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:39 PM
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"Well if he's not i will! I'll take....a pickle. How do you think i keep such a trim figure?"

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post Jan 2 2007, 07:45 PM
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Would you like fries with that?


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:51 PM
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What!? Are you trying to call me fat!? Im very sensitive about my weight! Well you've lost yourself a customer!? Goodbye! Erm,,, could you lift me out of my chair? Thanks."

Waddles over to the door.

"and go to hell and all that."

Walks back in wearing a fake mustache.

"Hellooo, may i order a pickle?"

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post Jan 2 2007, 07:55 PM
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*Starts to ask if they want fries with that. Decides not to*

Here's your pickle. .50 RC's please.


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post Jan 2 2007, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE (Number1hockeyfan @ Jan 2 2007, 10:34 AM)
So you gonna buy somethin' or just stand here, Obi? tounge.gif

No, I'm just going to stand here and offer advice...which isn't free by the way.

I'll send you the bill with my consultant's fee in the mail.


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